Double J

A jizim junkie. One who needs copious amounts of her lover's cum to feed her habit.

What's wrong with that girl? ...Oh, her, she's a Double J, and her man's out of town.

by Stalking Possum July 23, 2013

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J-ohs

JJ's. Used to be a common room. Now it's a common bar. Not like Boobah.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

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J-Wizzle

J-wizzle = a joint , a dooby, a marajuana stick

1. "Hey Cuzzy you wanna come out , I've got a fat J-Wizzle to bun down on".

2."You couldnt possibly sell me a J-Wizzle could ya, im dieing for a smoke".

3."You got any bud left ?" "Nah man ,smoked my last J-Wizzle last night init "

by BiscuitBreaker October 19, 2010

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j fuck

When two Virgins are "trying" to stay pure, the man pushes the woman's butt cheeks together and shoves his meat between the cheeks and pumps until he explodes on her back. It usually happens when you're non virgin friends drive you around watching you through the rearview mirror.

Bro, that guy totally J fucked her in the backseat of my car.

by J Fucker69 August 22, 2019

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j pants

Welfare slang for "jogging pants", a comfortable cotton garment typically worn by athletes and degenerates.

"What are you wearing, you look like an asshole!"
"I'm wearin' ma bes' j pants!"

by essboyer August 18, 2011

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Cruddy J

Cruddy J is the most pettiest guy on the planet if you get on his bad side. If you cool he’s cool but try his bad side if you want I wouldn’t risk it I wouldn’t risk it

Girl1: Oh shit girl there go cruddy J
Girl2: Ouuuue J he too cruddyyyy

by Jaden Browner December 31, 2021

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