J-Face

The abbreviated version of Judgment Face - or the unconscious facial expression made while judging another person.

I gave major j-face to the girl wearing a beret.

by kbzimm April 25, 2006

Pullin' a J

getting caught masturbating by your parents.

Justin got caught pullin' a J by his mom.

by webb123456789 March 6, 2007

stub-j

A stub-j is to receive fellatio from a woman small enough to stand fully while doing the deed.

man, i heard rachel gave sam a wicked stub-j last night!

by booby-c January 11, 2008

J-Swap

To go out with somebody with the intentions of going out with their sister

Peter used to go out with Camille but ever since he pulled a J-Swap he has fucked Jackie in the ass every day.

by Michael Peen April 24, 2008

Scruffy J

The act of grabbing another unsuspecting person's testicles from behind and ripping them towards you, usually resulting in a loss of pubic hair.

*Twunny gives Birdman a Scruffy J*
Birdman: OUCH!!


Twunny: Dude, I just gave Birdman the biggest Scruffy J ever!
Hoppy: Yeah now you might wanna think about cleaning the pubes out of your hand

by thehoppinator March 16, 2009

J. Noble

(Noun) (juh•rawr•denn Nawh•blay)

A vegan theater teacher at battlefield high school whose shoulder length, blonde hair is always SliCkeD into an iconic man bun. His wardrobe consists of button down, cruelty free dress shirts, a pair of Jeans from goodwill, and vintage men's shoes made of pure cotton and rubber. He has a tattoo with stars that nobody understands. If you listen closely in the hallway, you can faintly hear his sad indie vinyls.

J. noble is the most hipster out of all theater teachers. He's a good teacher though. :)

by Milkyboi:) December 19, 2018

j fuck

When two Virgins are "trying" to stay pure, the man pushes the woman's butt cheeks together and shoves his meat between the cheeks and pumps until he explodes on her back. It usually happens when you're non virgin friends drive you around watching you through the rearview mirror.

Bro, that guy totally J fucked her in the backseat of my car.

by J Fucker69 August 22, 2019