Italian Icicle

When an Italian man dies and he starts to go through rigor mortis and then his penis gets hard. Then a woman or man decides to ride it.

“I saw a dead mobster in the alley last night, and his dick was hard as fuck. I rode that thing like an Italian Icicle.”

by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025

Italian guillotine

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."

"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"

by BDYY June 5, 2022

The Italian Jacuzzi

When you put some garlic butter in a 24k Gold plated ballcuzzi and let the family jewels soak

Tony showed me The Italian Jacuzzi and now my life has changed forever

by Lapua Larry November 30, 2021

Italian Shit

A right shit whose also Italian
A person who can't stop talking about how they are Italian and how Italian food is the best

"Dude, Ranchero won't stop bragging about his pasta"
"I know he's such an Italian Shit"

by Clagus December 18, 2017

Italian Loafers

The method Italian Mafia members would use to dispose of a body

Don't forget to give that rat a pair of Italian Loafers on his way out the door before he goes to sleep with the fish.

by HyperIntake13 April 5, 2023

The Italian Typewriter

The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.

Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.

by EBT03 May 4, 2019

Italian Window Store

The worst fucking server I'm existence.
The only people in it are gays, twinks, furrys, and femboys. Or all of the above (Sen)

Man I hate Italian Window Store, I got muted for doing absolutely nothing!

by DefinitelyNotViz January 10, 2024