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Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017
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iron bicep

A bicep of a bodybuilder. Very strong, tough, and attractive.
Hey, that guy has the iron bicep.
by ManMan36 July 30, 2016
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Iron Out

specifically formulated to easily rinse away the toughest rust stains, eliminating the need to scrub
A complete lineup of heavy-duty rust removal products to solve all indoor and outdoor rust stain problems, Iron Out is Best on Rust!
by SPrice1980 April 30, 2023
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Iron Bar

Shitty ass nightclub in Morristown, New Jersey. Although the venue itself is set up nicely, the people are anything but pleasant. The majority of the crowd is made up of rich white trash college kids that are looking for drama. If you’re a dude who wants to get action at Iron Bar, you better be white and nicely dressed to fit the status quo or be affiliated with a nationality/ethnicity known for having big dicks (take note that most of the chicks have below average intelligence levels and will probably go for one particular kind of guy). If you’re a girl, be ready to get creeped on since most of the chicks there are too stupid to properly interact with any of the decent guys (sorry not sorry). The bartenders vary but a handful are rude to the point they don’t deserve to be tipped. But most of all the music choice is an endless matrix of garbage edm tunes that no one would ever imagine hearing at a proper music festival. The only possibility of having an actual good time at this establishment is if you drink enough booze to blackout at which point the bouncers will angrily escort you out of the place and leave you to rot on the streets. May God have mercy upon the poor souls that are looking to find friends or fall in love at this dump because it most likely won’t happen!
“Bro I lost my hearing again cuz I went to Iron Bar and the speakers were blasting right by me…”
by Mr. Puff3234232 September 16, 2022
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Iron Chef 009

Noun-
The last of the single digit chefs. Possess all the attributes of 001-008. Has the longest list of recipes from Mandarian to Haitian Cuisine. While he is performing his acts of greatness do not get in his way cause he works with the power of a bulldozer with the elegance as a highwire walker. Pull up a chair Sit back Relax and Enjoy the show!
Person 1. "Who catered the food for the party"?
Person 2. "IRON CHEF 009 duh"!!
by Iron Chef 009 December 20, 2016
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reduced iron

Iron FROM THE blood of CATTLE often added TO nonkosher food. Commonly known as pig metal.
THAT Bread has reduced iron in it.
by Votegreensavetheplanet October 27, 2021
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iron banana

having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.
"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."
by Iron Banana January 24, 2016
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