wood sores

the serious consequences of being poor white trash, (usually a roman catholic family of 10 kids or more) having to remove splinters,caused from making a worn out couch your bed for two or more years, from the lower back or even the taint region.

After being molested by the couch, i had wood sores for 3 weeks.

by cut throat committee January 07, 2007

plain wood

When you're girlfriend gives you head, without any flavor or lotion. Flavor, basically. Like you know all those sex shops give you flavors an stuff. Like your girlfriend said last week. It's gross without strawberry.

I gave my boyfriend plain wood, but then I was like, this shit tastes gross!

by Dr.Claw! July 07, 2017

Wood Dale

Home of Wannabe gang bangers that do drugs to be cool and home of J. B. Pritzker the lori lightfoot of the Northwest suburbs

Did you hear about that fight in wood dale, I heard they both cried at the end

by TheRollinStoner126 April 12, 2020

Sniff the wood

The act of giving a blow job with your nose instead of your mouth

He got really excited that I was going down him but was pleasantly surprised when I sniff the wood instead.

by KaitLivPhil August 24, 2014

wood puddy

When seiman sticks to her like puddy

How about I give you some of this Paul Seagraves wood puddy

by Paul Seagraves November 09, 2007

Tiger Woods

Verb- to take 5 months off of golf after your life falls apart because your wife and everyone in the world found out you got major pussy then shoot best round of golf in your career at the hardest course, because your beast!! Tiger is fucking awesome i hope he ins the Masters.

Guy1"what happened to your face?"
Guy2"My wife beat the shit out of me after she discovered my affairs"
Guy1"then why are you so happy"
Guy2"Cuz i just shoot 4 under par at the motherfuckin Masters and got two eagles, too!"
Guy1"Wow you sure tiger woodsed the hell out of that course."

by chicago's greatest April 09, 2010

wood pecker

Someone who gives head alot

as a hobby, not even for money!

by Dukie May 16, 2005