Im gay

The solution of everything. Say it and you can save yourself from all the annoying situations

Ugly fat girl : Do you want to date me?
Boy: Im gay

« Ugly fat girl run away »
Boy: Thanks god

Boss: You are fired
Boy: But im gay
Boss: ok you are unfired cause i dont want to be homophobic

by Dont read this motherfu September 9, 2022

If im drunk enough...

Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.

Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"

Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."

by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022

hi. im bored

hi bored. im -----

sorry im dying of boredom over here-

uhhhhhh idk. usually to break a silence.

like i just kinda tell my friends 'hi. im bored' & they say me 2.

by imnot.creative.enough.for.this November 4, 2022

im eletric

It means that you are like that. your that Guy. Your that girl. It also means don’t play with you

I keep hitting shot after shot I am to Eletric

Shaneeqa im eletric you know this sword feels good in you. Dion Richardson Davidson you can’t beat me in basketball even if your tall im just the better player im just Eletric. Terrence Doug you need to get Eletric you can’t be my brother and not be Eletric

by Sani Aka Dsmoovie November 7, 2022

im high af

me rn.
im high af.

*also see:
- im baked
- im stoned
- im tripping
- im tweaking

me: i can feel wet bones inside my forearms. im probably high af.
(i smoked multiple joints)
"im high af" meaning i feel wasted

by nateeee420 November 11, 2022

im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom

Im posting this while drunk

by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022

im going to can you

spraying bear spray into someones face just like pepper spray

im going to can you fam

by leng u fam November 14, 2022