When you have just gotten off of any type of mass transit but haven't had a chance to wash the germs and poo particles off your hands.
Person 1: *reaching out for a bro shake* "Hey man, it's been a long time! how's it been?"
Person 2: *turning away* "ahhhh sorry but I've got transit hands. Been good though!"
Person 2: *turning away* "ahhhh sorry but I've got transit hands. Been good though!"
by Delightfullydumb November 24, 2015
Get the Transit hands mug.Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.
In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”
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Get the Hand san mug.An oil field worker who is generally an alcoholic, who’s diet consists of chewing tobacco, caffeine, and moonshine. Tong hands typically drive a lifted pick up with mud tires and they are very obsessed with their trucks.
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Get the Tong Hand mug.An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"
The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"
You: "I-"
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