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history lizard

“Mum, that’s a dinosaur not a lizard”.
“No, that’s a history lizard “.
by Smaughlin August 28, 2021
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Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert
Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.
by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010
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Canada's history

The act of wearing moose antlers while drinking maple syrup from the stanley cup and getting fucked in the ass.
Me and my girlfriend made canada's history last night.
by Kirish116 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.
Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.
by Report February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

(v). A sex act involving one partner trying to make "goals" into of one of the other partner's orifices with a hockey stick and puck.
"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."
by Snyper Michaelson February 7, 2010
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Toilet Brush Of History

Toilet Brush Of History, sums up Donald Trump's problem solving abilities; pushing down and hiding problems caused by own "strong and stable leadership" and "good decision making skills".

A reminder of the day (1/20 /2021), World news remembers sum-total of Donald Trump's Presidential contributions - on the wrong side of history, as only President to be impeached twice, and most celebrated when he finally leaves The White House, for the very last time.
Today we celebrate Donald Trump for who he actually is; a Toilet Brush Of History - always claiming to "fix problems", he just buried deeper, as a true stain maker, in the history books.
by Bane Defiance January 20, 2021
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You are history

You are history means that you're a little krid tat you gonna say goooddddbyyeee to the earth and the minecrafter tat say is gonna smash you in the head so you re history and dead
by 123456789hbf March 8, 2018
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