(noun)
Fun-loving, hard-working individuals who are obsessed with goop, believing it to be the key to happiness, success, and making the world go round. Goop Goblins are known for their relentless hustle and quirky charm, always chanting their mantra: "Seek the goop, trust the goblin."
Fun-loving, hard-working individuals who are obsessed with goop, believing it to be the key to happiness, success, and making the world go round. Goop Goblins are known for their relentless hustle and quirky charm, always chanting their mantra: "Seek the goop, trust the goblin."
"Why’s Jared working three side hustles and still having the time of his life?"
"Bro, he's like one of those Goop Goblins. Goop makes the world go round."
"Ever since I started chasing the goop like a true Goop Goblin, my life’s been nothing but good vibes and cash flow."
"Bro, he's like one of those Goop Goblins. Goop makes the world go round."
"Ever since I started chasing the goop like a true Goop Goblin, my life’s been nothing but good vibes and cash flow."
by Cineteria January 22, 2025
Get the Goop Goblinsmug. by Dreyno01 November 14, 2023
Get the Jit Goblinmug. An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023
Get the bullet goblinsmug. by godsWork November 15, 2021
Get the Crotch Goblinmug. by slump3d November 24, 2023
Get the alc goblinmug. by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025
Get the Crohn’s goblinsmug. A person who won’t stop mogging. They will mog in public, in pictures, even by themselves. They mog to a point where you might need to ask if they are doing ok
“Holy shit Bro can you stop mogging for two seconds! Your being such a mog goblin right now we aren’t even in public!”
by ASAPpinneaple May 15, 2024
Get the mog goblinmug.