Get this shit

n: A phrase to start off a story about something bad or unfair that has happened to you or someone you know.
A: Man get this shit I was smoking a blunt on the way to work and crashed into a cop.

B: Man that's some shit...
by MagickalTrevor January 16, 2008
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getting mossed

A reference to Hall Of Fame wide receiver Randy Moss. It was to be owned in the contest for the ball. Specifically, it means to be dominated by another in any form of contest.
man the guy had no chance in the contest...from the moment he laid eyes on me, he knew he was getting mossed
by Macktown July 31, 2018
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Get the stun

When you trick, punk or generally get one over on your mates. Similar to bullied. Excellent come-back word, used effectively when people have suffered a misfortune.
"Shit, i've just lost my job"

"Get the stun!!!"

or

"Nick is seeing Molly"

"No he's gay, get the stun!"
by Don Fandango August 06, 2007
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get low

when the ladies shake their ass to the floor.
Get low bitch I wanna see taht ass shake
by LilJOnwhattt: July 28, 2005
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Get Deep

Paul: Hey girl, you wanna get deep?
Girl: No, sorry Paul!
by RON SWANSON! July 31, 2009
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you get it

When someone is telling one of those really long 'isn't it so weird when' stories, and no one can identify, and they go to one person in the group desperately and say, "You get it, right?'
Molly: Yeah, like, it's so weird when you're in the hot tub and you're looking up at the stars and you think, 'Hey, I could die right now, my grandma could be dead right now and I wouldn't even know.'

Everyone: ?

Molly: (grabs someone's arm) You get it, right? Like, it's the weirdest feeling...you get it, right?
by Angelacia June 20, 2007
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getting nothing

The state of not having sex (either as a virgin or just for the time being), almost always against your will.

The official rules of getting some versus getting nothing are as follows:

1. Butt sex counts
2. Getting oral sex: good enough to spoil your virginity, not enough to be impressive
3. Being on the other end of oral (without getting anything else) is almost the same, but just makes you seem desperate.
4. Hookers count.
Bob: Dude, I'm tired of getting nothing...
Tom: Look, there's a hooker down on the corner.
Bob: I am all over that.
by redslash April 19, 2008
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