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I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force)

The task force agents that are only visible by tweakers. The ITF is like the DTF (Drug Task Force) in some ways, but they hold different credentials, as in, the ITF are shapeshifters and they usually go away when you eat and go to sleep. The ITF sets up surveillance through power lines, radios, outlets, microwaves, etc. Aluminum hats are only thing that can interfere with the signals. And they are unable to see you if you peek out the blinds. Also, the ITF usually are hiding out in trees or bushes outside a tweakers garage and most certainly outside their sheds.
Shhhh…be quiet yo. The I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force) is here and listening to us through the vents.
by Holytweak June 29, 2024
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Aqua Teen Hunger force

Person 1: Hey have you seen that new episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
Person 2: Oh you mean 4 years ago no.
by Just de turtois July 24, 2019
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Force

An ability used by a few strawars characters
Darth Vader forced another Jedi to choke.
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Air Force Connection

Used to describe someones bad internet connection. Can be expressed to someone who is actually in the Air Force or just has ass internet.
Friend: Yo im lagging.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.
by Xboxguy343 November 13, 2019
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Crane Site (Phantom Forces)

a safe haven and a paradise for campers who stay on the crane for the rest of the match.
Player: "dude stop camping and play the game."
Noob Camper: "how bout no."

This is about Crane Site (Phantom Forces)

and please don't pick this map.
by Thermal Guy January 2, 2025
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Pretzel force

The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.

This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
It wasn't my fault the drink spilled, the pretzel force was too much!
by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018
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A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
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