Goofy Fucker

A person, often a roommate, that is excessively naive, strange, and clueless. Often small town country boys that attend college in the city turn out to be goofy fuckers.

Brandon - Did you hear what Jason did?

Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.

Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.

by iSpeakTruth November 4, 2008

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pastry fucker

A person who masturbates by sticking their dick in the hollow part of a donut.

Cop gave me a speeding ticket when I was only 5 mph over the limit! What a pastry fucker!

by mandi November 28, 2003

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Duck Fucker

1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck

Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"

by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009

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pan fucker

A person that claims to be pansexual but says they do not, in fact, fuck pans. If you hear a ‘pansexual’ say they do not fuck pans they are 1 of 2 things. 1 is a liar and 2 is a co fused bisexual.

Person 1: You heard that Amanda was a pansexual?
Person 2: Does she fuck pans?
Person 1: I don’t think so…?
Person 2: Whatever, she’s a Pan Fucker either way

by Adrianna the Twinkie Twink October 25, 2022

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Scum fucker

Someone who will fuck anyone, no matter how rank!

God damn, you gotta be shittin' me. He fucked her. She's a "2"! What a scum fucker he is!

by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016

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Battery Fucker

Referring to an individual involved with building a high performance vehicle that is extremely more complex than any traditional ICE-driven vehicle. Comparable cars would include Doc's Delorean, Thomas the Tank Engine, and the Magic School Bus. While once viewed as an offensive term, the persons typically cast by this stereotype now embrace the term being used by other people, as long as they are battery fuckers too,...otherwise that's just racist.

"Hey, Battery Fuckers"

by Not FSAEFH March 28, 2010

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