Facebook Stalking 

Looking on facebook for someone, adding them, and constently checking their status and/or pictures.

Dude quit facebook stalking that bitch you were on her profile like 10 minutes ago.

Facebook Stalking by crazyarms October 27, 2010

facebook minion

creepy facebook stalkers who comment on every status update, picture, post, ect

STATUS UPDATE EXAMPLE
<user 1> : I am havin the worst day "eva"
<user 2>: whats wrong
SHOW ALL 362819378128 POSTS
<user 362819378129> smile gorggggg i wuv u

(user 1-362819378129 are facebook minions)

facebook minion by sTiA July 19, 2009

facebook manners 

common standards of etiquette to be followed on facebook...can vary from person to person, but generally held by consensus.

d00d! you just deleted my birthday pics from your facebook...and i don't have a copy! where's your facebook manners?

facebook manners by krist0ph3r October 29, 2009

Facebook bombing 

The act of internally vandalising another persons unlogged out facebook page. This may involve changing any or all of the following: status, profile pic, relationship status, info column, comments, pages joint, etc.
Generally the greatest facebook bombing involves changes such that much of the user's friends don't realise the foul play involved.
An Atomic facebook bombing is similar but involves changing as many things as possible in the most offensive way possible.

example 1: status

Louise Genzby: Just did the biggest shit aye!! Had to chop it up with the spatula to get it to flush!!!
---Reply 1: ewwww gross!!
---Reply 2: TMI!!!
---Reply 3: hahahaa great facebook bombing!!!

example 2: page joins

John Henry just joined the groups "Hot Guys", "Anal is Awesome," and "My Mother is Totally Hot"

Facebook bombing by gekael February 10, 2010

Facebook fake 

a fucker who decides to take people pictures and uses it for themselves. In other words impersonating someone.

Wow look at that facebook fake. she's totally fake i have seen her pictures on photobucket

Facebook fake by Ballin 77 April 26, 2010

facebook baby shield 

the invisible yet all-powerful shield that protects all babies the pictures of whom have been posted on facebook from any negative comments, no matter how ugly the babies really look.

A: look at this picture of her daughter - that is one ugly baby.
B: yea, but there are 10 comments underneath that picture claiming this is the cutest baby ever.
A: facebook baby shield at work again.

facebook baby shield by wazupyo June 3, 2010

Facebook Vulture 

A person(s), usually one of your friends, who goes onto your Facebook after forgetting to log out and abuses the "add friend" button on a lot of random people. Alcohol may be a factor in some of these cases, and depending on the severity, the damage may be irreversible.

Besides adding random people the friend(s) may also "like" unwanted fan pages (Mike the Situation, Adam Lambert, etc.), send inappropriate inbox messages to the opposite sex, make self-degrading status updates, fool around on Facebook chat, and change relationship status.

Symptoms of a Facebook Vulture attack include many notifications, inbox messages entitled "do I know you?" or "What the fuck?". One may commence in the the speedy canceling of friend requests, status updates, fan pages, etc, in an attempt to alleviate some of the pain, however the damage is already done.

My Facebook the next morning after a party: You have 50 notifications. Brent likes your status: "I shit the bed!" 10 unread inbox messages: "Do I know you?" "Who the fuck's this?" "Facebook Vulture attack?" (Ok maybe that last one was a lie, but I'm hoping the word catches on) Megan likes your status: "I <3 the Hanson brothers!"

Facebook Vulture by SKYYGUYY January 12, 2011