a god from the heavens above. He is a man that is so sexy he can make any girl melt like a ice lolly. WHY IS HE SO GORG. i couldn't explain. His sexy body features drive all women mad. He could make a homophobic white ass man gay and make him go on all fours and bark that is how delicious he is.
women: Have u seen that new sexy pic of evan peters
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*
by Evanissexy February 19, 2024
Get the Evan Petersmug. 
describe evan in one word; cunt. evan is the worst individual human being you will ever meet, he’s manipulative, he’s a snake, he’s rude, he respects no one and can’t settle for any one girl he just plays atleast two at time. don’t fall for an evan he’ll cheat on you 17 times
evan is a cunt
by canceledbestay November 30, 2023
Get the Evanmug. 
A very adorably handsome best boio with the personality of a fucking god. He's so amazing I would die for him. A very lovely and amazing man who will protect you if he trusts you, get on his good side and nothing but laughter and joyous moments are coming your way.
"Man, Evan is such an amazing person!"
"I know right, Atlas simps for him!"
"Everyone knows that, idiot."
"I know right, Atlas simps for him!"
"Everyone knows that, idiot."
by Perhaps Atlas. <33 March 31, 2022
Get the Evanmug. by iambetterthanuineveryway January 3, 2020
Get the Evanmug. The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.
by Buddafinga October 4, 2024
Get the Evanmug.