eatingphobia

scared to eat......

best friend: Made lunch!
me: Nah bro I have eatingphobia.... I'm scared to eat..

by just a random F*&^ing person May 18, 2022

Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.

Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?

by Digital Gus Fring July 30, 2022

Eating ducks

Slang word for calling some one a cunt

joe: “Do you eat ducks”
slim: “No Joe mama”

eating ducks

by Bananalover200 August 6, 2022

Edding

Making a good thing for shit

He is edding that pretty good.

by RulesOfTheRoad August 10, 2022

Eating the ostrich

A gay man blowing a straight guy who insists he's not gay.

Alan and Iwent out with Paul and his wife last night, when I walked into the bathroom later there was Paul, and Alan was eating the ostrich.

by Ostrich08 September 3, 2022

Eating a westlake stadium hotdog

When a bald man takes a westlake band director under the bleachers and fellates him during halftime.

Dude, Nigel got caught eating a westlake stadium hotdog… people are getting fired

by Notexactlystable October 6, 2022

Edington

An Edible

"Yo I'm boutta eatington an edington"

by Wenegade November 2, 2022