13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing
by absolutely fucking cool baller July 9, 2023
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Jesse - Fair warning I have serious Crackhead Energy
Sarah - Gurl, you have Ice Coffee Energy
Jesse - What makes you say that
Sarah - We are both sober and we are in a Starbucks
Jesse - Right........Got any Cigs?
Sarah - Yep
Sarah - Gurl, you have Ice Coffee Energy
Jesse - What makes you say that
Sarah - We are both sober and we are in a Starbucks
Jesse - Right........Got any Cigs?
Sarah - Yep
by BleuHavane July 15, 2023
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Al: I think we found our culprit
Brian: you know how I feel about Brian energy bars
Al: I think we found our culprit
Brian: you know how I feel about Brian energy bars
by youalreadyknowmang July 19, 2023
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Kyle: "IM GONNA THROW YOY ALL OUT OF THE WINDOW AHAHAAHAJAKK"
Guy: "Man, Kyle's really got dat cheeto energy"
Guy: "Man, Kyle's really got dat cheeto energy"
by Fekfkek July 19, 2023
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"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."
"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
by themessyamerican July 22, 2023
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Get the Universe of Energy mug.A person with big triceratops energy has the combined power of big dick energy and raw sexual prowess of a charging triceratops.
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