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Dick Dump

Where a group of guys are attempting to chat up the one hot girl in the bar , and she suddenly leaves for the bathroom leaving an awkward group of men who dont know each other , each battling to be the last man standing for her return.

A true test of akward silence ride out
John , Dave, Paul , Bob and Allan were all chatting up the blonde at the bar when suddenly she realised she needed to do her make up leaving the guys in a right old dick dump

John:...........
Dave:...........
Paul:...........
Bob:...........
Allan:........... emmm
by Rooboy222 September 20, 2009
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Trump Dump

A suspiciously smelly act of dumping all responsibility for saying something idiotic by ignorantly claiming sarcasm, irony, etc.
Jim took a Trump Dump when his wife found out he was referring to her as fatty numnums.

"I took a Trump Dump on the racism claims, and it smelled so bad everybody gave up ."

When Donald tried to take a Trump Dump in English class, Mr. Sanders threw the book at him, literally!
by Muffmaster Jones August 12, 2016
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CUM DUMP

DIRTY SLEAZY SLUT,WHORE,PROSTITUTE,
WHITE TRASH HO'S
Dam, 5 guys made my ho their "CUM DUMP" last night.
by STEVE ROC October 30, 2008
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pump and dump

1) to have sexual intercourse with a woman, withdraw, and then ejaculate all over her.

2) to buy a stock, hype it all over message boards on the internet to make other people buy it, and then sell it after it goes up
1) man i pumped my cock into gail's pussy and then dumped my cum all over her. she looked like a glazed donut!

2) look at this guy trying to tell us to buy XYZ stock. he's doing a pump and dump.
by whodey June 13, 2004
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curry dump

n.
1. A large amount of work left by an Asian Indian colleague, that should have been completed by him/her prior to the end of their shift.

2. Any amount of work left by an Asian Indian colleague that is left for one to complete at shift change.
Dude, I followed Mehta on call, and he left a huge curry dump.
by non curry colleague May 20, 2011
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hairy dump

A female that doesn't shave her legs to keep warm during the winter and will do food challenges whenever dared.
I bet Lindsay will do the milk challenge, she's a hairy dump!
by Oakey doakey October 3, 2016
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Custard Dump

When a man/woman has been bum fucked by a man he goes to the toilet his shit has white in it from sperm
Hey that was the biggest custard dump from Brian
by furiouswank October 13, 2006
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