A girl next door is basically one of two people. She's either the girl you first had sex with and didn't dare tell anybody about it -- because she was less than a 5. OR, she was the girl you wish you had sex with and told everyone you did anyway -- because she was such a hottie.
Friend 1: Did you check out that new girl next door?
Friend 2: Yeah man, I did her yesterday.
Friend 1: No way, you didn't do her...
Friend 2: Sure I did... right after doing your sister.
Friend 2: Yeah man, I did her yesterday.
Friend 1: No way, you didn't do her...
Friend 2: Sure I did... right after doing your sister.
by Prothimos September 24, 2007
Get the girl next doormug. term meaning that you are going to (hopefully!) get laid by a hot ho or bitch tonite.
originates from men sneeking out of their house to go to a hotel room to "meet" a hooker to have sex.
originates from men sneeking out of their house to go to a hotel room to "meet" a hooker to have sex.
guy 1 "Im goin three doors down tonite woth that hot babe!"
guy 2 "Damn! I hope she plays it gentle with your package!"
guy 2 "Damn! I hope she plays it gentle with your package!"
by benbot87 February 3, 2007
Get the three doors downmug. by L33 March 13, 2008
Get the back door deirdremug. when you are so drunk, you can't move or respond in any way but saying you are dead as a door knob even though you fully are aware it makes no sense.
by msmattress June 10, 2011
Get the dead as a door knobmug. The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.
Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.
by WhoDrankTheDongWater June 11, 2017
Get the slobby door knobbymug. by Gandeybigtop October 6, 2019
Get the Shut the front doormug. Tim: Dude, have you been to a strip club? You have glitter all over your face!
Joe: No man. My girlfriend was cleaning up her kids' art supplies and wanted to give me a Leprechaun's Back Door.
Joe: No man. My girlfriend was cleaning up her kids' art supplies and wanted to give me a Leprechaun's Back Door.
by painterlad November 24, 2013
Get the Leprechaun's Back Doormug.