Sudden Urge for Useless Knowledge disorder is a product of the smartphone era where an un-contained train of thought ends in a random question that you simply must look up the answer to. Very frequent during an exam period or other moment of extended monotony.
~I wonder if the actress that played Lyndesy Lohan's twin in 'The Parent Trap' has been in any other movies I know~ "Damnit SUUK Disorder"
"Thanks to a SUUK episode I had earlier, I now know what an average roman legionaire carried on his marches."
"Thanks to a SUUK episode I had earlier, I now know what an average roman legionaire carried on his marches."
by Tuonra January 15, 2018
Get the SUUK Disordermug. Stands for Obsessive Mailbox-Lid-Closing Disorder, and refers to the overwhelming/imperative urge that compels you to shut the doors of other people's roadside mailboxes and/or post-office-safes that have been accidentally left open.
(P.S. --- Occasional resulting angry shouts of, "Leave my 0%!$&@!# mailbox alone!" be HANGED --- by thunder, you're gonna be helpful to others whether they like it or not!)
(P.S. --- Occasional resulting angry shouts of, "Leave my 0%!$&@!# mailbox alone!" be HANGED --- by thunder, you're gonna be helpful to others whether they like it or not!)
OMLC disorder is debatably not even all that unreasonable or "invalid" an urge, since The Golden Rule would always be solidly behind your actions... you are merely doing what YOU would wish OTHERS to do for YOU --- it would indeed be logical that you would appreciate someone else's taking a moment to close YOUR curbside/USPS mailbox-door if YOU had accidentally left it open, so that rain wouldn't get inside it, or to not only prevent a less-than honest person from stealing just the careless/forgetful boxholder's mail, but also to avoid the thief's reaching his pilfering hand away back into the open **rear** end of the box and stealing the mail from the eight **surrounding boxes**. as well. What's so loony or irrational about THAT???
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
Get the OMLC disordermug. Omega Syndrome Is a neurological disorder mostly common in twins although can be within siblings as well. Omega Syndrome causes patients to be extremely aggressive and violent against any life organism, the patient symptoms are closely resembled to rabies causes the patient to ingest only Raw meats or flesh and understandable to consume cooked meat or other foods, Omega Syndrome is a disorder that effects the patient at birth, Omega Syndrome does not have a cure at this time.
by Eyesofnull December 26, 2022
Get the Omega Disordermug. A type of Headline Stress Disorder where an individual suffers from intense social and emotional stress, anxiety, depression, and social resentment during and, depending on the election results, shortly after election season for about a month or two. It is caused by the intense negativity of political campaigns, social media, and the media. Generally, women are more likely to get it than men.
Evan: Marissa has been very anxious and depressed lately for some reason. You wouldn’t happen to know why would you?
Timothy: She suffers from intense election stress disorder. Because election started three weeks ago, the media is already getting very nasty about it and the social media companies have already began showing political ads, which is stressing her out.
Evan: I wish I could help her somehow.
Timothy: I read online that being around to talk and support her emotionally can help as well as when you’re with her, try not to talk about politics.
Evan: Thanks, I’ll try that.
Timothy: She suffers from intense election stress disorder. Because election started three weeks ago, the media is already getting very nasty about it and the social media companies have already began showing political ads, which is stressing her out.
Evan: I wish I could help her somehow.
Timothy: I read online that being around to talk and support her emotionally can help as well as when you’re with her, try not to talk about politics.
Evan: Thanks, I’ll try that.
by Vanguard 1998 April 26, 2021
Get the Election stress disordermug. homeboy1 “oh look , it’s regina”
homeboy2 “yeah she always has a bitchy face on , she must have bitchy face disorder”
homeboy2 “yeah she always has a bitchy face on , she must have bitchy face disorder”
by vxncent October 16, 2019
Get the bitchy face disordermug. Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.
Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.
by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016
Get the Post Traumatic Blowjob Disordermug. Social Communication Disorder (SCD) is a disorder where one struggles in social situations and activities, such as making friends, sometimes one may misread social cues, struggle trying to contribute to conversations, or lack eye contact and misread body language, SCD is closely linked to autism, but it is not autism.
by RomanticBlanket November 28, 2022
Get the Social Communication Disordermug.