A Dean

The act of having a heinous bowel movement, often one which takes over 15 minutes and requires a shower after

I know we have to be there in 5 minutes but I have to go take a Dean

by WillDempsey December 1, 2022

Owen DEAN Kirby

An outstanding person, that usually has expertise in football mathematics, and much more. He's very tall, handsome, and overall just a nice guy. Hes also overwise known as the Top Owen, or the great dean.

Oh, look, Hasnains losing to Owen DEAN Kirby in Bobble League on discord!

by Owen Kirby/ Heisenburg December 14, 2022

DIRTY DEAN

When you tuck your baby dick and shit covered balls between your pudgy legs and get tiddy fucked in a low level dungeon with 3 desks and a fucking retard beating his dick off the room next to you

Are they all in there giving that fat fuck a dirty dean?

by LiLi and the PPs April 10, 2023

Jimmy Dean’d

When the promise of being met with the aroma of fresh cooked family breakfast after a night of drinking is followed through with undercooked Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches; which are somehow burnt yet still frozen at the same time.

When a high expectation is met with dismal follow through.

Rented a sick Airbnb in Chicago with some friends, but when I arrived everything was broken…ugh Jimmy Dean’d again!

by Sallycat July 6, 2023

Himmy Dean

Someone the displays the characteristics of him.

Dave: I know you saw lil bro drop 34 in one quarter

Jaylen: that nigga Himmy Dean

by SimpleTimFan0814 August 4, 2023

Juan Deago

The physical humanoid manifestation of a Juan Deag.

Player 1: "I just got headshot across the whole map!"
Juan Deago: "Hasta luego, Shitty!"

by KXN September 14, 2023

Sneaky Dean

When getting intimate with your significant other, you allow your fellow animal companion to lick the genitalia without giving a sign a warning.

"Your fellow animal companion must also be named Dean."

She liked my Rizz so much I was straight bussin' when I gave her the Sneaky Dean last night.

by SneakyDeany October 27, 2023