Danking

Danking is the act of wanking with both hands, an abreviation of double hand wanking.

Person 1: Hey! Give me a hand.
Person 2: Sorry I've got both hands full danking.

by Cosby's replacement January 22, 2022

dank

Used to refer to good weed.

Damn. That weed was dank!

by el bo co September 6, 2010

Emily Dank

a girl who always has a pack of gum on her. she dose not care if she gets caught. She loves all her friends but sometimes she dose not. She can be mean or rude but shes still a decent human. she'll do anything for her friends . we also call gum drugs cause shes cool.

Dude:Hey have you seen emily dank today
Other Dude: shes prob. handing out gum
Dude: true

by DankMEMES.com June 8, 2018

Dank

Going for a cheeky vape in the 2nd social toilets

You:Coming for a dank

Friend: ye what mg

by Kiki H The Massive February 4, 2020

t-dank

A cowgirl, but a hippie at heart! She is a continuous smoker that loves to kick it with the guys. People gravitate towards T-Dank. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. Most people are jealous of her, because dayumm she's on top of her game. You're just not on her level, but don't feel bad as often as she smokes not very many people are. She drives a massive bad ass truck, basically a hot box on wheels, most likely named black betty or beauty. Basically, T-dank's fuckin DANK.

guy 1"I'm bored as fuck"
Guy 2"Let's hit up T-Dank"
Guy 3 "Are we gonna kill a cat?"

Love you T-Dank!

Sincerly, your boys :)

by TreyJordanMikeCadeStetson April 22, 2011

Dank Memes

little to extremely offensive and or over used jokes in order to bring a point across of ones opinion or to "troll" another

What is the song at 2:30?

Darude-sandstorm

Put the jews in the stew

Be mien

Are you feeling it now Donald trump?

What dat kean

Papa franku

doggu

ayyy lamo

dank memes r lyf i r8 9/11

by NicoNikoNeko September 11, 2016

Dank

slang for marijuana, can be used as a noun, "Dank," a verb, "to dank," (which means to smoke marijuana) or an adjective, "that's dank " which means either high quality or as a synonym for "potent"

Yo bro, it smells like dank in here
Bruh, someone is definately danking it up in here

I can't wait to dank tonight

Bruh, I ate the dankest lasagna last night

by thedankengine69 January 13, 2016