Clinical Depression 

A more severe branch of depression. It's also referred to as Major Depressive Disorder (MDD), or if even more severe and longer lasting, Chronic Major Depressive Disorder (C-MDD/CMDD)

normal person: I have clinical depression
a wise man named CORPSE: CLINICAL FUCKING DEPRESSION

Clinical Depression by psychoticvoid January 12, 2021

Post Incubus Depression 

compareable to post Harry potter sadness, post incubus depression is the feeling of emptiness after seeing incubus perform in concert. Almost as if you miss Brandon Boyd even though you have never met him.

Hey mike wanna come over and chill? Nah man I think I'm just gonna stay home and listen to incubus. Dude..... Mike you need to get over the Post Incubus Depression. I know they were awesome but they will come around again.

Post Incubus Depression by RJZim March 2, 2012

Complete Star Wars Trilogy Depression 

The gut-wrenching and all-consuming pit of despair that overwhelms one who has recently completed the sequel trilogy of StarWars; and thusly has come to the realisation that he/she will never see another spontaneous scene from Ben Solo again-as he/she has witnessed all there is to see.

“Hey Lauren, are you okay?”

“No Adam, I have complete Star Wars trilogy depression.”

Complete Star Wars Trilogy Depression by Matt, a radar technician December 20, 2019

post-cum depression 

Post-cum depression commonly referred to as PCD is the feeling of remorse the morning after fucking an unattractive girl or doing something regretable with a girl the night before.

Antonym: see post-cum blessing

Jim: "Dude I was wasted last night and I fucked this girl."
Tom: "Nice, how was it?"
Jim: "No man, its not like that. I have PCD."
Tom: "What? Post-cum depression? Why?"
Jim: "I think she put something in my butt..."
Tom: "Oh man. I'm really sorry."

post-cum depression by salohcin May 5, 2014

financial depression 

Depression which only surfaces when you think about your finances (or lack thereof).

Kerri's been a bit miserable lately.

Yeah, she's having terrible money hassles, it's financial depression.

financial depression by Kez 4 Prez December 14, 2010

Great Depression 

When your classmates get triggered at you for not working and then getting an F on writing assignment.

This grade is giving me the Great Depression.

Great Depression by Brownduck March 15, 2017

sunday night depression 

Sunday night depressing is feeling of stress and anxiety before the beginning of the week. Most commonly is created by fear of upcoming week and responsibilities of Monday starting duties. For example: being woken unnaturally by alarm clock, stress from work that is not likeable, feeling of duties by outside driven world. (stress, anxiety, fear, panic, hate, expectation, stereotypy, etc…). All elements are very individual and can create magnitude of negative emotions.

Sunday night depression, stress, anxiety, fear, panic, hate, expectation, stereotypy

sunday night depression by SundayNight October 28, 2013