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you are crap
by nswr563 December 7, 2022
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Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.
Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap
by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023
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What the crap hall

When you get mad at someone/something but blame it on hall.
*someone drops a ball while the creature known as hall watches*

WHAT THE CRAP HALL!!

Hall: I didnt even do anything
by Boothehand December 2, 2023
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udder crap

What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.
The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.

So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?
by Definitively Cool December 11, 2023
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Crap battle

A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.
I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.
by Tooftreef September 17, 2023
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Crap cake

A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.
Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.
by Llama66 October 16, 2019
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Crap tooth

A word used towards someone stupid
Jimmy: hey crap tooth come here

Damien: fuck you Jimmy
by Joemamasahoe October 19, 2019
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