barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.

I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.

by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025

Barking

It's when one defecates on another's chest, and waits until the top layer dries into a crust(use of a heat gun is recommended). Then it may be stripped off like tree bark, and the process is repeated. The resulting product may be used to fuel fires if appropriately dried.

"Man, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that I like barking and have done it before, it's really not that hard just to ask me directly if he wants me to do it for him so badly!"

by LittleBeast April 22, 2025

Barking Bladder Syndrome

When not having urinated in an extended period of time, therefore not being able to stop peeing, and instead continuing to urinate, often in short spurts until one gets bored and decides to stop, though not having fully emptied their bladder

”Man, i should’ve peed earlier, instead i got barking bladder syndrome this time”

by Dave Biscuits February 26, 2026

Burning love

1.An extreme feeling of love

2.a feeling of love so strong it makes you feel warm

I have a burning love for you

by The chad of truths 🇹🇩 🇹🇩 March 6, 2026

Burning Spice Cookie

The cookie that's in cookie run kingdom and makes my legs spread and hole weak i mean hole weak i mean hole weak

I saw Burning Spice Cookie from cookie run kingdom and I came so hard 😩 😫 😍

by Fazcrkbcaa August 5, 2025

Bulking

A strategy used to gain muscle mass and body weight.

My trainer and I are doing working on bulking at the gym this week.

by Smartcutie22 September 8, 2025

Bulking

A strategy used to gain muscle mass and body weight.

My trainer said I need to work on bulking this week.

by Smartcutie22 September 8, 2025