Number one bullshit guy

the type of guy who will dry fist you without even giving you apple juice and likes akil a lot . He will lick akil a lot and a lot

fuck you gigganigga you're a number one bullshit guy who likes to kiss elmehdi

by superniggaballs November 16, 2023

Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit

When some schmuck starts rambling about moral bullshit that they believe to be the objective truth. Usually happens when they themselves have no stakes in the matter and are just an onlooker. Not an actual Buddhist 9 out of 10 times,but you never know.

Example one:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."

Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."

Example three:

Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."

by Lazthedictionist October 2, 2024

San Jose Bullshit

When you fuck someone up. Sunami Style!

Yo Loic over there is on that San Jose Bullshit dawg!!!

by tjkhlt January 31, 2024

Frabble-knackeng-bullshit

Frabble-knackeng-bullshit Is when the bull is so deep you gargle the shit.

Also when the frustration is so severe you can’t even say fucking

“Hitler was a good guy” Jim said to his son.
“That’s Frabble-knackeng-bullshit” he responded

by JimmyJamez1212 April 5, 2024

The Fine Art of Bullshit

The practice of taking a piece of media, and applying any theme you want to it. This can sometimes be used jokingly. But most times, it’s used as a propaganda tool.

“All media is political” is often a phrase paired with the Fine Art of Bullshit

by AntiTHOT.exe June 26, 2024

Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.

Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?

by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

Cap screw bullshit

The exact order in which 2k cheats you, first you start with the cap which is mfs start making literally everything. The screw is the sustained cap and eventually the bullshit in which 2k robs the game from you.

Bro, we were up 87-64 with 3:21 to go in the third quarter. At the end of the quarter it is now 89-82. Like what kinda cap screw bullshit is that!?!

by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024