Protein Bullets

when you hit someone, preferably in the face, with splooge.

I shot your wife with protein bullets after she sucked my dick!

by D1(|< $|\/|00t June 3, 2010

Weekend Bulimia

A person in thier twenties who typically takes good care of their body through consistent excercise. healthy food Intake and not abusing alcohal. However, once the weekend hits, she/he binges on several types of drinks (wine then martini then beer then red bull/vodka then the many shots that are insisted upon taking by the many) and inevitably ends up puking in the bar bathroom stalls.

Weekend Bulimia. Cause it only happens on the weekends. It's not as serious

by Joeyelly June 16, 2010

Canned Bullshit

1) something incredibly wrong even more wrong than a normal bullshit.

2) A lie that is even more of a lie than a normal bullshit lie

3) Somethint so exaggerated that can't be definied just a bullhit. Then it's a CANNED BULLSHIT.

" I can wank 5 times in a row and then fuck 15 girls in a row ...
...DUDE....that's CANNED BULLSHIT!"

by Canned man December 28, 2011

the bullfighter

When a guy waves an unopened condom at a girl, hoping she'll charge towards him and have sex. As with the matador's muleta, works best when the condom wrapper is red.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I used the bullfighter on a chick last night. Why the hell didn't it work?" Dude 2: "Because you're a fucking dumbass!"

Dude 1: "I did the bullfighter yesterday and it worked!" Dude 2: "She was a 2 out of 10. Anything would've worked with her."

by TheFinalDumbass November 16, 2013

Closet Bulimic

A "Closet Bulimic" is a combination of the proliferation of gently used designer clothing/accessories resale closets and compulsive online shoppers who love the thrill of the hunt. Like a cocaine rush, once they've found the item they don't really want it anymore. They immediately photograph it and sell it on a resale closet.

Naomi was a classic 'closet bulimic', enjoying the hunt of finding a bag then selling it immediately after getting it. It was all about the hunt, the chase not the actual object of desire itself.

by Lady NI January 27, 2016

Bowling bulge

This is when you get an erection while shopping for bowling balls at dicks. Or while you are polishing your balls.

"I had the biggest bowling bulge today".

by The bowler for life July 23, 2016

custom bullshit

Playing a custom game instead of a ranked one.

Don’t play that custom bullshit, play a ranked game.

by Stephenh7054 October 25, 2018