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Boomer

an older person that can't admit or accept that they could ever make a mistake, and typically causes a catastrophe as a result.
I wish my boomer boss would just retire already and stop screwing things up.
by alternate pseudonym July 5, 2024
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Boomer

a person that can't admit or accept that they could ever make a mistake, and typically causes a catastrophe as a result.
I really wish my boomer boss would just freaking retire and stop screwing everything up.
by alternate pseudonym July 5, 2024
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boomer volume

A colloquial term used to describe the phenomenon where an individual, often of the Baby Boomer generation, consistently sets the volume excessively high when watching online videos or listening to audio content. This behaviour is typically attributed to a lack of awareness of modern audio norms or potential hearing loss associated with age.
My dad always has the TV blaring at boomer volume.
by Chuck Amen July 8, 2024
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Boomer

Born between 1946-1964,

They are often the most unhinged lunatics out there because most of them turned out to be Internet Predators or Serial Killers, but they are mainly grumpy curmudgeons, that complain about stuff like technology, and yet, they say the most racist, deluded shit that ever imagined, like shouting out slurs.

Piper Rockelle is an example of a Boomer, LARPing as a Zoomer. When 4chan finds out about his identity, his birth year is not 2008, but instead 1954.

They use bullshit excuse of nostalgia, just to be racist or anti-abolitionist and they are always ignorant about the current events, and has a broken moral compass
Curmudgeon (b. 1954): Ted was right, the industrial revolution and it's consequences are-
Me: Shut the fuck up you Boomer LARPing as a Zoomer, Stinky ass predator
by MarioFan171 July 18, 2024
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Capacitor Boomer

A capacitor boomer is an old guy above trying to hold on to his youth by relating to his younger peers
That capacitor boomer is reading the generational slang dictionary again so he can relate with his youth peers
by Insane Jesus July 27, 2024
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Boomer shit

Any product that claims as a collectable or investment, usually in infomercials, that elderly people buy.
The pawn owner was disappointed when the young man was selling his late grandparents boomer shit
by Entomologydistroyer July 29, 2024
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Army Boomer

A serving member who thinks that those who didn't enlist in their generation earlier are soft, entitled or woke. Army Boomers are the type to obsess over old school figures real/fictional like R Lee Ermey or John Rambo.

They are:
- Hypocritical in demanding respect when they have disrespected people who served for their race, gender or even sexual orientation and other characteristics.
- Willfully ignorant in realizing that times are changing and that it is a soldier's duty to adapt to changing conditions but rather than adapt or quit they choose to complain without taking action.
- Arrogant in thinking that being in the military makes you better than a civilian which defeats the narrative that the military is a selfless service. Often they carry an insecurity towards their own masculinity which manifests in being really defensive over criticism of the organization they serve or the need to say they served.
- In denial of recognizing that the past generations that served were not perfect and often romanticized those days despite not necessarily living in those days.
- always bragging about past accomplishments and yet can't conveniently name any accomplishments now. Always obsessing with the past which is a red flag that they think abuse is discipline or an old school way which is an admission that they approved or practiced the methods in the past.
Sgt: fucking snowflakes, back in my day we didn't have to talk about feelings and we had to take it like real soldiers! The last good soldier was in the 1980s.
Pvt: What's wrong with the Sergeant?
Cpl: Ahh don't worry, he's just being an army Boomer.
by joelstius March 10, 2023
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