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Weaver Beaver diva

Someone that is gullible and believes everything they are told.
I told my friend I have two left feet his such a Weaver Beaver Diva.
by Benergy January 25, 2019
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Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.
That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.
by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019
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Beaver bat

Cologne..50$, new kicks..150$, goin out with a loaded beaver bat...priceless
by Mj2020 September 7, 2018
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munching beavers

munching (V) :eating, consuming, devouring

beavers (n) : 1. the plural of beaver. a hairy animal (mammal) with a flat tail that lives by rivers. 2. a vagina/pussy.
"I've been munching beavers since I was 13!"

/I've been eating pussy since I was 13!/
by raunchyyyy September 20, 2018
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Beaver Lasagna

When someone usually a man, shoves cooked pasta up their gfs vagina and eats it out like spaghetti. After that's done, they vomit out the pasta into their gfs mouth.
by ThiccDiccPricc July 29, 2019
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squash beaver

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.
“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”
by JALEPEÑOSEATURTLE April 2, 2019
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Beaver Flip

When the hair on the vagina is long enough for a comb over.
Did you see the beaver flip on that guys mother.
by Micro7ime April 28, 2019
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