Theatre Balls

Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz

Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.

by Dispenser June 8, 2019

Bingle Ball

A glorious large ball of shiny silken threads, adorned with the finest velvet ribbons, and the sparkliest golden fringe and "pearls" that dangles from above. When you gently tug on the bulbess knob at the end of the dangly pearl string, the most delightful music box music will caress your eager earholes with fanciful notes.

Oh, Mama... Is it my turn to tug on the dangling, pendulous knob of the most magnificent bingle ball?

by O.G. Princess Leah December 29, 2018

Aiden Ball

A giraffe. no he's not tall he's skinny and got a long ass neck

Oh no its Aiden Ball

by AIDEN SUCKS September 23, 2020

piano-balling

A certain technique of tickling the balls that mimic the movement of fingers on a piano.

She piano-balled me, and I liked it. They were like heaven on my balls.

He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.

by floopdahg May 4, 2019

ball of anger

Someone who is always mad

She's a ball of anger always mad at me

by Qwertyasdf12345 April 13, 2014

Rugby ball

Apparatus used to pleasure and satisfy yourself by entering your Ding Dong into the rugby ball, ANYTHING can be put inside the rugby ball

I LOVE entering my PP into the rugby ball with lentejas at 37 ºC

by Lucazito November 30, 2022

scorching balls

An extreme heat

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011