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Blue Burn

The absolutely disgusting and putrid phenomena in which the stagnating blue liquid from a porta-potty splashes up into the butthole after dropping a fat one. Usually, the porta-potty has minimal fecal matter in the bottom, allowing for maximum splash potential. This many times occurs on construction sites after eating subway or any form of mexican food for lunch. Purell hand sanitizer is often placed on the bare hand and rubbed throughout the ass crack and lower thighs to clean the "burn" zone. There are degrees of blue burn:

First Degree Blue Burn - Goes inside the sphicter
Second Degree Blue Burn- Goes in the ass crack
Third Degree Blue Burn - Goes on the legs and butt
OMFG! Second degree blue burned again! Why did I order extra sour cream in my burrito? I'm gonna have to hand sanitizer my ass hole!
by slothbone4 May 11, 2014
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Burned Kitty

When you scoot your vagina across the carpet too fast.
Dude, my pussy was so itchy I gave myself a burned kitty!
by DegenerateMuffin November 29, 2020
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Burn rubber

Where you fuck a woman by pumping at a tremendous rate often with a rubber on.
John said he was going to burn rubber.
by Deep blue 2012 August 23, 2010
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wind burn

Old name for a sunburn contracted on a cloudy day.
"I don't know how I got this sunburn.... It's been cloudy all week."

"Oh, that's a wind burn. Ultraviolet still gets through the clouds."
by Furb April 28, 2006
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slow burn

To patiently guide someone thru a series of events or questions over a period of time that will ultimately lead them to incriminate or embarrass themselves. Similar to what a lawyer or police officer does to get someone to confess. Can also be similar to a con but the goal is usually to humiliate the person, not take their money.
I know your wife's sister invited you over while your wife is out of town but I wouldn't go over there if I were you. She might be setting you up for the slow burn.
by TheAmster January 11, 2007
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burning man

Every year, more than 50,000 participants, or "burners", build a temporary city in the desert to celebrate community, art, self-expression, and self-reliance. This is Black Rock City, the location of Burning Man. It has been described as looking like a Mad Max theme-party thrown by freaks, punks, hippies, and ravers, at a refugee camp for homeless carnies, somewhere in the Sahara Desert. Yet it’s much more than that.

Burning Man used to be just a few hundred "insiders" each year. It grew by word of mouth until in 1996 there were 8000 people on the playa, and not enough organization to keep people safe. Several people were seriously injured. Someone died. The anarchists insisted the event must end--it was too big to operate on anarchist principles. Others insisted it could grow and flourish, but would need essential organization and structure. The organizers were right. Today over 50,000 people experience this amazing event each year, and have their minds blown by the freedom, generosity, and creativity they share with friends old and new. Many new participants will leave Black Rock City changed forever by immediate, profound experience. Witnessing Black Rock City proves something important about all of our potential as human beings.

All are welcome to participate at Burning Man. There are no prerequisites for inclusion. It is a do-ocracy... if you want to participate, if you want to help, sign up and help. But be careful: Burning Man may change your life.
(Before Burning Man...)

Billy: Hey Fred, let's take a week off from being Investment Bankers and go to Burning Man and get fucked up. I hear it's full of hotties!
Fred: Yeah! Naked hotties!

(After Burning Man...)

Billy: Fred, I've started painting with oils, I'm quitting my job, moving to Portland, and opening a small gallery with some friends I met at the Temple.

Fred: I hear you brother. I quit last week, I'm learning Yoga, and the girl I met on Tuesday at Astral Headwash has asked me to move out to Denver and work with her on an art project for Apogaea.
by Dr Opinion November 28, 2012
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Bed Burn

1) when in bed and you get rug burn usually during crazy sex

2)whn lainy in bed on your belly and you move too fast usually arma on the elbow and you hurt yourself
dude check it out!

is that what i think it is

hell yeah i was with this chick last night and she totally gave me bed burn

awesome

Holy crap that hurt

what i just gave myself bed burn

haha that sucks
by livelifeloud742 October 6, 2009
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