taxi for one

Phrase used to tell someone they aren't funny (implying that they need to leave. Alone. Right now.)
Usually used in reaction to a bad joke or stupid comment.

Dave: Knock knock.
Sam: Who's there?
Dave: Wallet inspector! Hahahahaha!
Sam: ...Taxi for one.

by feather-duster May 22, 2007

cut one

Plain and simply: to fart. Also known as "drop one".

Eurgh... dude, did you just cut one?

by Mika October 28, 2003

One Bonged

When the light weight in the squad takes one hit on a bong and is immediately monged and cannot partake in further bongery.

Dean: Will, that was a phat rip on the bong
Will: *no reply*
Dean: M8 you just got One Bonged

by MongaloidBongaloid February 23, 2017

One Niner

Any of the chicanos, kinfolk, or of the few woods that either grew up or reside on the Avenue, that don't take no mess from no one. True hustlers, money makers and grind artists, that take care of their peoples and only have love for those that have love for them.

Female1: "Girl, we 'bout to go to the south side and hook up with some real G's."
Female2: "I heard that girlfriend, ain't nothing finer, than a *one niner*"

by lilmack1919 December 19, 2018

One Direction

another shit boy group put together by simon cowell who ofcourse have no talent and arent particularly attractive but hang somewhere between indie scenester kids and poppy douchebags.

One Girl - wow one direction are so original and fantastico
Two Girl - no, they have never written a song, none of them can sing and to top it off they are ugly.
Three Girl - id rather have my period twice a month than have this boyband exist, please god. Kill It

by Wo0o0ow Im In Belgium On Hols August 21, 2012

That was a good one!

A way of saying "good one" without it coming out rude

When someone tells a funny joke you would say "That was a good one!."

Oppose to a crappy joke you would say rudely "Good one!"

by sum-xo January 10, 2010

One Direction

A shit,faggot group with teenage girl fans who finger themselves and have nothing better to do in life than listen to shitty music,THEY'RE NOT A FUCKING BAND,THEY'RE A FUCKING GROUP,GET IT RIGHT YOU RETARDS. If you want good music,fucking listen to You Me At Six. They don't care about their fans they just want fucking money.

Girl: "OMG One Direction are the best I love them!"
Me: "They're ugly faggots with shit music,they don't care about their fans,they just want fucking money."

by KinnearMeAtSix August 30, 2012