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bat paradox

A delusion; To detach someone or something from its reality. To elevate someone or somethings station in a contradicting manner
Batman is just a man,but fist fights gods into submission? That's one hell of a bat paradox
by supercomicman November 16, 2014
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BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!
Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman
by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024
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running with the bat

Running the bases in baseball while holding your dick
Dood did you see nick running with the bat?
by Gregk22 January 17, 2016
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Ohio Bat & Cat Position

The sexual act of rescuing a hoe (paying her extra cash) and then holding both her ankles and dangling her upside down like a bat and forcing her to suck your dick until you spunk into her mouth, while she braids strands of your body hair into a tail to yank on.

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"
Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"
by i megum 6 June 20, 2024
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Bat

A delicacy In most parts of asia
That bat was amazing I have ebola now
by Osamabonjovi April 21, 2022
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Bat

The pice of shit animal that Ching Chong ate and now we all have to be in quarantine. Must've been worth it tho.
Person 1- Shit did you hear about covid-19
person 2- Yeah it was cause Ching Chong ate a bat and coughed on everyone
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