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Balls Swashbuckling

The act of creating the "Newton's Cradle" with you and at least two friend's testicles. This is typically done in the later hours of the day when the wife is gone (bitch).
Bro you should've been there last night! The wife was gone and the boys Balls Swashbuckled all night! For science! We were balls swashbuckling machines!
by ballchungler43 April 28, 2021
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Ball net

The net inside a bathing suit that contains your balls
Man, I wana go swimming but my bathing suit doesnt have a ball net, and I'm not trying to hang brain at the party.
by Muchoconsado February 22, 2020
mugGet the Ball netmug.

washing balls

Refers to one who choses to kiss up to people of authority. Jiggling the balls to ensure a happy relationship occurs. Also refered to as asskiss.
Mike - "Wow! Andy was really washing balls today in Mr. Slobies class!" Trevor - "I know he was jiggling his balls like he wanted to take them home for dinner." Mike - "what a flamer" Trevor - "I know, ball washing queer".
by MonteMike February 3, 2009
mugGet the washing ballsmug.

Ball Whopping

That “whopping”, smacking sound made by a dude’s balls and ballsack as it smacks repeatedly against a girl’s taint or butt cheeks during some vigorous sex. Position, intensity and type of penetration (vaginal or anal) vary the level of whop.

Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.
My nuts are sore from ball whopping Rachel last night.

I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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ball of anger

She's a ball of anger always mad at me
by Qwertyasdf12345 April 13, 2014
mugGet the ball of angermug.

Rugby ball

Apparatus used to pleasure and satisfy yourself by entering your Ding Dong into the rugby ball, ANYTHING can be put inside the rugby ball
I LOVE entering my PP into the rugby ball with lentejas at 37 ºC
by Lucazito November 30, 2022
mugGet the Rugby ballmug.

Ball Mauling

Dennis is such a ball mauler, he never has any money, but always wants to drink and smoke with us. For the last time, no BALL MAULING!
by Uncle phizzle November 13, 2011
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