Ball Mauling

Freeloading

Dennis is such a ball mauler, he never has any money, but always wants to drink and smoke with us. For the last time, no BALL MAULING!

by Uncle phizzle November 13, 2011

Dagle Balls

To add an extreme meaning to something

It’s hot as dagle balls in here. That party sucked absolute dagle balls.

by That’s crazy bro 505 December 30, 2022

Ball oysters

The chunky sludge with a pungent bouquet, puked out from deep within the nut sack. The type of semen that needs to be scooped versus smeared off with someone's dirty shitrag. If it has the opportunity to slide downhill, like being burped out a blown open asshole or gaping puss, it leaves behind snail marks while maintaining its form. In a wanting mouth, the yoke can be chewed with your pink licking stick.

Don't cum in my ass. I want to taste my shitpipe while shucking down your ball oysters. Or, squirt one out in me so I can plop out these ball oysters on your chest.

by Kissel August 22, 2023

Seized Ball

A type of football developed by the founding fathers Jayden , Suwi And Kachinvya. Its a delicate sport played without shoes over the weekend only.

Exe lets go play seized ball after Prep .

by JUJU :0 September 25, 2023

crystal balling

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix

Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.

by Fcukboi January 8, 2020

Master ball

The magical one-time item you waste on a useless pokemon because you’re an idiot

Person 1-Oh fuck... NO GODDAMN WHY?

Person 2-dude, are you okay
Person 1- FUCK’S SAKE WHY?! I just used my master ball a fucking zigzagoon!

Person 2-oof

by Ijistmasterballedauselessbird April 4, 2020

Trench balls

Sweat that pools in your underwear under your balls subsequently causing your balls to wrinkle and then dry out and crack.

Aw man this heat is causing massive trench balls.

by Crowso May 15, 2020