Swinging at the first pitch 

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first

Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch

Swinging at the first pitch by Big Dood72 January 8, 2022

Out at the right time 

A phrase used to convey a message that you left a place or situation at the best time.

David was surrounded by lunatics, so David left and told people "Out at the right time".

Out at the right time by ursaggynan January 11, 2022

rain at the super bowl

When you make your spouse or girlfriend squirt and you put in a Bowl. You then proceed to drizzle it over the both of you. She then proceeds to drink the remainder of the liquid off the ground.

Hey Babe. You wanna make it rain at the super bowl.
I'm about to make it rain at the super bowl

rain at the super bowl by Neo Balls February 9, 2022

bad at the game

Russia is bad at the game they are losing to Ukraine

russia is bad at the game no cap

bad at the game by donkey shite March 9, 2022

pointing at the camera 

someone who always points at the camera is definitely a virgin.

max: “why is gage always pointing at the camera?”
logan: “he’s a virgin, let him be”

pointing at the camera by jukativity May 19, 2022

Busting at the seams 

A step up from bursting at the seams. Can be used to describe intense laughter.

Dude after you made that joke I was legit busting at the seams.

Busting at the seams by Sheriff_LaCombe June 20, 2022

Driving at Turtleneck Pace 

Diving slowly; the opposite of driving at breakneck pace.

"The driver in front of me is driving at Turtleneck pace."

Driving at Turtleneck Pace by Kla31 July 30, 2022