Air Conditioner

When a man cums on a woman's (man's) chest and then using the coolness of an ice bucket he hardens his male secretions and then after sometime chisels it off with her high heel shoe.

One time when I was with John, I splooged all over his chest. Luckily, we were having a bar-b-que and I had ice on hand allowing me to perform an air conditioner on him. Also, I was lucky that he was a transvestite.

"Damn that hairy bitch looks hot. I'd like to air condition her."

by John Melidi September 8, 2006

air jordan

u slam ur cock in her pussy and say u want me to slam dunck my cock in ur mounth or ur ass

i slam cock in ur ass

by charlie sorrenti September 25, 2003

Air cadet

A phrase used to describe someone who chats air
Similar to Wasteman

"It's kind of unfair to get, a big lecture from an air cadet" - JME

by DaveG217 July 11, 2007

Air babies

When you hug someone of the opposite sex that you have feelings for you make air babies. This person can be a girl you like, a girlfriend, or someone you think is hot

Ex - Awh, y'all just made air babies. You must have over a 100, lets name them!

Ex - Dammnnn gurll that boy was finer than fried chickun, and guess what? We made air babies after school.

by Tiny Kid October 21, 2010

air and hair

going to the toilet and doing a big strong fart instead of a shit

home owner: hey bro what was that all about, i hope you dint mess up the toilet too bad
good friend grimacing: nah bra - just air and hair is all

by muffmirkin May 21, 2019

air attack

Its a Ft Hood thing...

I wish he would quit Air Attacking me. He is too motivated.

by OptimusJew May 22, 2008

air sing

lip synching while wearing earphones

He: What wrong with Bob? He's moving his lips but no sound.
She: He's air singing with his iPod.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 12, 2010