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anger queef

When you're so angry, typically in a rant that you queef.
"I am so my I'm anger queefing" Audrey said
by JohnDark September 25, 2020
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Queef

by Succmyhorsecock October 25, 2020
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queef

Mom: I did a queef
Me: What?
Mom: A vagina fart
Me: *dies of laughter*

queef ass fuck bitch
by Ha that’s funny October 11, 2020
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Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.
Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.
by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020
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tomato queef

When u queef during your period and blood comes out.
It was that time of the month again, i wanted sex but i got a tomato queef.
by Lightning mcqueef March 20, 2017
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fishy queef

To fart whilst having a family meal at Prezzo, when eating with your family
Crickey! Did you hear and smell that? Clair just did a fishy queef
by Bumfart March 21, 2017
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mountain queef

A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters
by Jammy11 April 23, 2017
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