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Queef

What comes out of your moms mouth
Me: Damnit mom! Black lives DO matter!+

Mom: *queef*
by BougeeB June 7, 2020
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Queef

The act of breathing out of ones vaginal hole
“Mrs Rodriguez, May I take my mask off so I can Queef?
by Poopdealer420 September 6, 2020
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anger queef

When you're so angry, typically in a rant that you queef.
"I am so my I'm anger queefing" Audrey said
by JohnDark September 25, 2020
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Queef

by Succmyhorsecock October 25, 2020
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queef

Mom: I did a queef
Me: What?
Mom: A vagina fart
Me: *dies of laughter*

queef ass fuck bitch
by Ha that’s funny October 11, 2020
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Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.
Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.
by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020
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tomato queef

When u queef during your period and blood comes out.
It was that time of the month again, i wanted sex but i got a tomato queef.
by Lightning mcqueef March 20, 2017
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