squirrel tricking

Act of injuring oneself while having sex.

Bob had a bad limp, possible caused by squirrel tricking that nasty broad last night.

by Machetebill December 8, 2013

Squirrel Vernacular

Adorable onomatopoeia. Seriously, does everything have to be gross or offensive?

He spoke French - such an ugly language. She spake in the Squirrel Vernacular. Adorable.

by HiFalootin November 8, 2011

Feast on my squirrel

when a bitch, or skank tries to grab a man out from under you

Fucking Lisa came in here flirting with him and I was like I know that bitch aint trying to feast on my squirrel

by Ash Bee September 29, 2020

squirrel heart

When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand

Him: Im gonna send her a squirrel heart
Friend: Yeah bro!!
Her: What the actual fuck is this.

by Rape It Randall August 14, 2017

Squirreled

While a guy is below you, you step on thier crotch and spread there legs apart to the point where it hurts very bad.

Jen walked over to Jayden and squirreled him and Jayden screamed

by Ljhnh September 23, 2017

squirrel

means cute

look a t that dog its squirrel

by Shinuffle Puffa May 9, 2021

scared the squirrel

when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.

I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.

by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019