Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.

When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."

by manjoseph January 21, 2022

Jeans Sardine

A woman’s vagina that is on the stink

She loves to munch on the jeans sardine

by Penfold mole November 5, 2023

jeans

jeans

i like to eat jeans for breakfast

by NeatHidanese August 4, 2020

you wore a jean vest

to call out somebody's hypocritical and ironic behaviour, quoted by Nicki Minaj circa 2011.

"The jacket gon-"
"The jacket looks great i don't know whatcha talkin' about but every woman in here is gonna like that- please it's- you wore a jean vest"

by hiraikills July 10, 2022

leaky jeans

A thottie from Peru who's jeans are leaky from being with many men.

That girl in the bar you met has some leaky jeans bro go for the other one.

by Lesoy August 4, 2014

Jean and Martha

In a best friend relationship the dominant one can be called a Martha while the submissive one can be called a Jean.

tanvi and kyrah are so jean and martha

by Tanviandkyrah September 10, 2020

free balling with jeans on

the act of doing something that you know has high risk attached to it- Jeans would make free balling(wearing no underwear) uncomfortable

He’s free balling with jeans on and still has no care in the world

by maguyvahhh October 15, 2025