two-faced

a friend who's the sweetest person when alone with you but a bitch who doesn't acknowledge you when with other friends. she makes you indirectly look bad so she can seem better. a hypocrite, a backstabber, a fake.
she is possessive of her own friends (even the ones that YOURE friends with too!) and makes herself seem like the victim when it's really you. (WTF?!)
SHE MAKES YOU LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS

roommate1/fake friend: bye guys! see you later! *hurries out*
me: where is she going?
roommate2/real friend: to go hang out with some of our other friends
me: ....i didn't know about hanging out today
roomie2/real friend: that's cause she didn't want us to go too
me: two-faced..

by julee yousab March 03, 2011

face sitting

The act of sitting on ones face without undergarments or clothes, licking ones pussy or ass

Last tuesday that tight bitch was face sitting on me

by Heather February 23, 2005

Penis Face

1. The polite way of calling someone a dick head.
2. One whom often has penis in their face.

Pat McCurry is a Penis Face

by carl huebner May 03, 2009

Balls At Face

Most commonly used to mean anything that totally owned anything else. Also used as a move in Gran Turismo 4 when a player goes balls out into the turn without braking and knocks another player way out into the spin-out zone thus allowing him to pass said car and still make the turn.

House on Mango Street Two: Balls At Face

I totally owned that guy BALLS AT FACE

by Brooks Reed May 27, 2005

Getting Face

(for females) The act of receiving oral stimulation.

Girl 1: Damn girl. Whats up with those bow legs?

Girl 2: I was getting face all night from Romel. You know he got a big head.

Girl 1: mmhmm. Oh, I know girl.

by wdrake3 July 21, 2010

Gym Face

When strangers look at each other at the gym and attempt to remain expressionless because they are either checking the other person out or don't want to invite conversation. The former usually applies to men while the latter usually applies to women.

I know he was checking me out, but he was trying to put on his gym face.

by shakeabon May 14, 2010

Shovel Face

A nasty bitch who got hit in the face with a shovel when she was younger. Most likely will sleep with anything,including her boyfriends friends, and may cause projectile vomitting. Most likely gets picked on and beat up due to her facial deformity. Excretes and excessive amount of gak.

"Shovel face tried to get with him and he puked all over her!"
"I really like her guys but that nose man that nose!"

by tumme April 14, 2008