Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 08, 2014

Bloody T-Rex

Using a water activated growing dinosaur as a tampon then smacking someone with it once it's fully grown and filled with blood

My boyfriend gave me attitude so I gave him a Bloody T-Rex.

by Xanthern August 07, 2018

Bloody Drip

Newborn Son or Daughter of the Blood gang see "blood drop"

"ima bloody drip but I ain't blood" -bloodydripp (heavyweight freestyle)

by April 06, 2023

bloody blunder

A bloody blunder is a person who is clumsy and dim witted or just annoying you.

You bloody blunder just shut up.

by Tahiki May 10, 2022

Bloody Chop

A gun with a body of bodies on it (gun used in a murder)

He deadass bought a Bloody Chop off my mans.

by totinshit June 25, 2023

thal's bloody balls

An expletive used by some NPCs, commonly ones residing in the major city Ul'dah, in the popular MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. The expletive references the twin deities Nald'thal, god of death and the underworld, and patron deity of Ul'dah.

It was revealed at Fan Festival NA 2014 that the saying was created as a result of senior translator Koji Fox loving swearing, and "wanting to get as much swearing as possible".

Ul'dah Citizen: Thal's bloody balls what is that thing?!

by Velkee June 05, 2023

Bloody towers

When you have sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period.

Tom: I had sex with emma when she was on her period
Craig: bloody towers! that must have been messy

by thats my way March 27, 2013