i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

December 15

a day to hate crime ur best friend for fun by posting an awful brutal diabolical sent from satan terrible photo of them.

“it’s december 15!! let’s go hate crime the bestie for the restie.”

by daddydickdick27 November 23, 2021

Dwellian 15

When you gain weight after starting a job that offers free snacks

I had to buy new pants because of the Dwellian 15

by You’re Dwellcome May 15, 2024

November 15

This is day when all stupid gays are born.

You know this gay dumbass was born in November 15?

by Yumi Gorgi November 7, 2019

December 15

If ur the shortest ur welcome. Today is the slap tall friend-dag. That means you can slap your tallest friend across the face 5 times.

Hi its december 15:th
Tall friend: ok?
Short friend: you know what that means!
-oh no
*slap*

by Dumbwhorebitch November 9, 2019

january 15

cole sprouse day
the day cole sprouse goes on the tonight show with jimmy fallon

on january 15, cole sprouse WILL go on the tonight show with jimmy fallon

by cmliliaep March 20, 2021

9:15

a hidden way to say ‘sex’ because at 9:15, you have sex. instead of saying sex you say 9:15

“I cant wait to do 9:15 with her”

by fei2kewl November 23, 2021