Fail Bucket

A term used to point out fails like: Jokes, Stunts, Magic Tricks ect.

Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?

Person 2: Sure!

Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!

Person 2: ....

Person 1: So what do you think?

Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket

Person 1: Oh......Ok :(

by CaptainJefe April 7, 2010

Failed Abortion

Any person that is a fan of meowbahh,dream,z00philes,furrys,png tubers that r bad or someone who is any of those

Child:I like dream and I am a png tuber and I love love our dog
Dad:Great so I’ll tell you…
Mom and Dad: You are a Failed Abortion

by A guy who is most likely dumb April 21, 2022

Uber Fail

When someone suddenly displays their uber score to someone, thinking their score is higher, and discovers their score is lower.

He took out his phone at the steakhouse, shoved it in his dinner partner’s face, and said “my uber rating is higher than yours”; oops, that was an uber fail, as his rating, 4.97, was lower than his dinner partner’s rating, 4.98.

by RubyD August 25, 2025

Epic Fail

To fail at a project so bad that you need to change your major.

You don't want to epic fail this drafting packet.

by Prof.cjohnson September 22, 2011

Male Fail

When a man or men fail to prevent bad things from happening and they absolutely could've done something about it.

Letting the #MeToo Movement fester for so long that all men are now branded predators, repeatedly voting for makeup wearing clowns, and allowing the Supreme Court to install George W. Bush without demanding a re-vote are a few great examples of Male Fails.

by Publius0987 October 5, 2025

heimlich maneuver fail

When you fail to perform the Heimlich maneuver and end up fucking the entire life.

I just made a Heimlich maneuver fail

by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023

front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.

The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch

by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015