When ur hungry and feeling sexually aroused after shoving a hedgehog up your arse but have terrible diarrhoea then you stick your head down the toilet and do a risky fart but what comes out is a fountain of absolute brown jet wash like javelin spears. Then ur Mrs loves it so much she grabs the guinea pigs from the cage and shoves them up her moist Fanny for them to tickle it. Whilst that is happening she is sucking a massive vape then blowing it up her partners dirty shity arse whist picking the spikes out of face.
Hey Dave why does ur Mrs smell of shit, have hedgehog spikes in her head and have two Guinea pigs stuck up her fanny. I can’t believe it Luke she tried a number 27 and she fucking loved it.
by Royston J July 5, 2025

.9.The Angel Number "'384'" For The Angel Number "'343'"& The Angel Number "'797'" For The Angel Number "'456'"9.
.9.The Angel Number "'384'" For The Angel Number "'343'"& The Angel Number "'797'" For The Angel Number "'456'"9.
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

yo number and and depressed.
by sorrynotsorryugly August 19, 2021

by Krkič July 18, 2022

A: "hotline miami 2 wrong number isnt that bad really"
B: "yeah but its not as good as the first game"
A: "shouldve been hotline miami 2 electric boogaloo"
B: "yeah but its not as good as the first game"
A: "shouldve been hotline miami 2 electric boogaloo"
by Fire in hole June 20, 2024

by hjbdvhjbvfdhjbfvdb November 8, 2020

That one average dude that uses $urban (then a number) in cubiie his chat wat too much for no reason
by Average zim April 1, 2024
