In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull

Literally the best song ever wtf like how can a song be so good

*"In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" starts playing*
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

by miistherealmvp April 14, 2021

I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there.

Yup. Bow down and suck it, b!tch

I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 16, 2021

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

Because I really don’t know how to do this. I hate my relatives they are assholes.

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said

by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

by AirRon October 26, 2007