completely fucking useless

Useless in every way the human mind can possibly comprehend

See the green party? They are completely fucking useless.

by MrAbduldejihadbad June 6, 2008

fuck you bitch

a phrase commonly said by a guy who has just broken up w. his girlfriend during a fight and doesnt want to talk nemore

Jenny: you have a tiny penis how cood i ever hav liked u

Bob: fuck you bitch

by napoleondynamite September 19, 2005

fuck me dead!

An expression of extreme astonishment and surprise. Expresses more surprise than, e.g., "holy shit!"

Used extensively in the film "Welcome to Woop Woop!"

You graduated from high school? Fuck me dead!

by gafox June 24, 2004

God Fucking Dammit!

The phrase one or more says when they think they have created the greatest word ever, and before adding it to urban dictionary, find that it is already there.

Dude, I came up with the word cummy ache. i'm gonna put it on urban dictio...wait... God Fucking Dammit!!!!

by Naterp0tater November 4, 2010

pathetic rebound fuck

A person (guy or girl) who immediately starts dating someone who just out of a serious relationship. This person is usually there on the 'rebound' to fill the void left by the previous significant other.

Liz just broke up with her boyfriend of three years and now Jeff's dating her. He's a pathetic rebound fuck.

by IWasSayingBoourns October 18, 2007

fuck yo shit

V. Used as a term to let someone know that their stuff is unequivalent to their own. Originally stated by Notorious B.I.G.

..... Fuck yo shit! .............bitch.......

by Jizzmenez February 15, 2006

Serious'd The Fuck Up

When one's complexion or demeanor shifts from lighthearted to straightforward. Describes when seriousness was quickly obtained.

At first, I was like ^.^

But then I serious'd the fuck up.

by Lymür Awsumsaws January 11, 2009