i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

i left my wife

a Shit Posting Discord Sever that uses the N word And that im in
-White Lily Cookie on discord
And thanks for coming to my Ted talk ladies and gentelmen

Blackc and white people in the server:NAGA
Me:shitposting In I left My wife

by Chocolate da cat April 7, 2024

James Dean’s Wife

A super funny cool girl named Willow who is married to James Dean

“omg look at that super cool girl, that’s James Dean’s wife!”

“wow her fits are fire, she must be James Dean’s wife”

by weinereater February 16, 2025

Wife-in-Law

A blood-related sister in Alabama.

When my wife is “not In the mood” I go to my wife-in-law

by Pseudonummm num num April 22, 2023

National Pay Your Wife Day

Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.

Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.

by Faroushky October 2, 2020

Kakashi’s wife

A woman named Jasmine Westney is the wife of Kakashi Hatake from the Naruto series.

“Hey look there goes Kakashi’s wife!”

by kawaiiweeb December 3, 2020

Male Wife

Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel

Me: "Lucifer is such a Male Wife"

Friend: "I agree."

by SwonkyBird February 15, 2024