hipster twat

any hipster who tries to force their non-mainstream life on you

guy: man did you see that hipster twat over there?
girl: yeah he was trying to convince me to go vegan...

by Spiderbit April 18, 2018

twat breath

Nasty morning breath after a night of sex where you ate the pussy

Damn josh you got some fucking twat breath

by king ding a ling January 13, 2014

Top Twat

Someone who thinks that because they’re in a different position to you financially/within society that they are better than you

*Random person walks in*
Guy 1: Who’s this Top Twat?
Guy 2: Don’t worry about them, they just think they’re better than others

by @itsbobpod June 13, 2019

Twat nugget

A twat nugget is a person who is comparable to that of an aborted fetus. The twat, being the vagina, and the nugget, the fetus.

Jackson is a twat nugget.

"Yo, you know that new guy Thomas?"
"Yeah, what a twat nugget"

"Bro, did you see how big that twat nugget was in the abortion clinic today? Jesus Christ!"

by TJ Incorporated May 8, 2018

The Twat Cupboard

The place that twats naturally congregate and plot the destruction of the prats.

Welcome to The Twat Cupboard!

by DrSteeeve August 7, 2020

Hot twat

A girl who messes around with multiple guys and her vagina smells so bad to the point that it’s almost hot in temperature a.k.a hot twat.

“Yeah bro she’s a hot twat, she was with everyone last night”

by DatKng October 14, 2019

Twat in a hat

The tag used on photos taken on June 14th, where you put a hat on someone who you think is a twat, then take a picture of them, while telling them of the tradition.

*puts hat on George* "Twat in a hat!"

by blackichan May 28, 2013