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Seattle touchee

A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.
Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!
by James Glenridge December 24, 2008
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by pseudophyle September 27, 2023
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l bozo+ratio+noob+touch grass+nolife+dadless+cringe+get good

its used to describe an idiot or someone thats really dumb.
you suck l bozo+ratio+noob+touch grass+nolife+dadless+cringe+get good bozo
by capythany March 25, 2023
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National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

Touch any boys penis or any girls vagina
Day april 15
You girl rub my dick it is national rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15
by Jamaican buddy April 14, 2019
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L+Bozo+Ratio+Touch grass+Noob+Newbie+Stinky+L Man+W Less+L Full is a overused hate full word.
John: Stop posting cringe man.
Emily: Nah i'm posting many cringe videos for clout UwU
John: Bruh L+Bozo+Ratio+Touch grass+Noob+Newbie+Stinky+L Man+W Less+L Full.
by BruhDictionary February 20, 2022
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Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.
friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"
by Evoslip April 25, 2009
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Puppy Touch

To touch, caress, etc. something soft as you would a puppy.
"His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"
by pupl0ver234 February 22, 2010
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