The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
by Caffeine Crusher January 13, 2025
Get the Tony El Chong Cueymug. A great person who face times you at 4:28 in the morning when you can’t sleep and reads urban dictionary names with you HES reallllll
by Tony dotarachi June 9, 2018
Get the tony dotarachimug. A turtle character from the "SpongeBob SquarePants" universe, revealed in 2020 to be the long-sleeping inhabitant of Patrick’s rock house. This plot twist highlights the unexpected backstory of Patrick's home, as the series began during Tony's 30-year slumber, starting on May 1, 1999.
Did you hear about Tony? He’s the turtle who was actually living in Patrick’s rock the whole time! I can't believe they kept that twist under wraps for so long!
by Emotional Cruiser August 21, 2025
Get the Tonymug. 
Amazing, funny, extremely flirtatious, nice, perfect body, almost always in a good mood. Tony is the best boyfriend. He is very attractive to all girls. Tony's are good at cheering people up and making them feel better. A Tony is confusing at some points. He will tell you he loves you, and then go to flirt with someone else. You will never find anyone who cares about you more, though.
Damn, that guy is amazing. He know's just what to say!" "What's his name?!" "Tony Jiminez." "I KNEW it. No wonder he sounds so perfect.
by Undisclosed Desire December 26, 2010
Get the Tony Jiminezmug. Y not backwards
Tony is the nicest guy you will ever meet.
He has the charm and smoothness that makes everyone want to know him or be around him.
Be careful Tony has a razor sharp tongue that will slice and dice you quicker than a firecracker shrimp at a hibachi grill. Tony is very protective of his friends and always puts everyone before himself. Tony’s packin a thick sausage and any one who’s lucky enough to get a taste will always ask for seconds. Tony loves to travel and he jersets all over, making a ton of friends everywhere he goes. Holding him down for a relationship is difficult as Tonys tend to be very cautious of anyone that tries to get to close. If your lucky enough to know or have Tony in your life , make sure to let him know you appreciate him. He’s a total keeper!
Tony is the nicest guy you will ever meet.
He has the charm and smoothness that makes everyone want to know him or be around him.
Be careful Tony has a razor sharp tongue that will slice and dice you quicker than a firecracker shrimp at a hibachi grill. Tony is very protective of his friends and always puts everyone before himself. Tony’s packin a thick sausage and any one who’s lucky enough to get a taste will always ask for seconds. Tony loves to travel and he jersets all over, making a ton of friends everywhere he goes. Holding him down for a relationship is difficult as Tonys tend to be very cautious of anyone that tries to get to close. If your lucky enough to know or have Tony in your life , make sure to let him know you appreciate him. He’s a total keeper!
by For the LUV of him November 22, 2021
Get the Tonymug.